There once was a girl from Nantucket,
But you knew that. And you have ideas about the way the limerick ends up. Yeah, not safe for children. But #22 mocks that idea.
However, there are other limericks, limericks that are actually pretty good, and on a variety of topics.
Programmer? Yep, check out #296, among quite a few others.
Insomnia with programmer? Yep, #282.
Physicist? Cosmologist? #380 covers a Brief History of Gravity. (Yeah, there are several jokes there.)
But maybe you are a punctuation freak, in which case #418 has you covered.
Mathematicians might read #398, and spend the rest of their lives trying to prove it.
Yes, all your limerick are belong us! That’s #396.
Oh, and the Nantucket one? Well, one variation is #189.
